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Joke of the Day

"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."

"What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes? Goudaff Reddit."

"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"When people say ""Let's not get off on the wrong foot here"", I reply ""Please don't get off on either of my feet""."

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"

"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My wife thinks I'm going f*cking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for several hours at a time."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The cock came first."

"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."