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Joke of the Day

"He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."

"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."

"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."

"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"

"What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls."

"APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music. That's me too"