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Joke of the Day

"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."

"Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time."

"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"

"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"

"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."

"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."

"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""

"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."

"Worried sick about America's billionaires, you guys"

"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"