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Joke of the Day

"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."

"I was gonna make a joke about my dog being a freak on a leash... But it was too korny"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."

"There was a cricket on my toilet seat so I just backed out awkwardly. Lock the door next time, bro."

"Trying to think of something fun to do with the kids so I can Instagram it & look like a great dad."

"Two gay men go into a bar. One says to the other, ""Can I push in your stool?"" Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this."

"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."

"They called their son Honest Abe, because he was honest. They called their daughter Bloody Mary..."

"What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury."