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Joke of the Day

"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"

"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."

"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."

"So a magician turns into a parking lot"

"Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it ""Prom Nom Nom"""

"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."

"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"