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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."

"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"

"Horrible joke Getting screwed over by a ex is like learning that your crabs got herpes"

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"

"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."

"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"how do you cease chritianiny from existing stop having children"

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"