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Joke of the Day
"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."
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"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"
"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."
"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"
"What I if told you... ... you read the first line wrong?"
"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."
"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."