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Joke of the Day

"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."

"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"My last days. If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!"

"Farming isn't for everyone.. But hay, it's in my jeans."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"

"Have you heard my joke about construction? I'm still working on it"

"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."

"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"

"BAD LAWYER Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."