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Joke of the Day

"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"

"What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-ganger"

"A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf."

"Some porn can be really off-putting. You know, the disgusting 240p stuff."

"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"My boss at Walmart said I have to stop Febreezing the homeless and that they aren't homeless, they're customers."