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Joke of the Day

"Worried sick about America's billionaires, you guys"

"How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen? You take off their hats"

"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"

"My friends hosting a charity night for people who can't reach orgasms I told him i'll let him know if i can't come."

"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"