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Joke of the Day
"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
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"The engineer goes to the bathroom and takes a dump. Because everything these assholes do is shit"
"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."
"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."
"My husband is like Santa Claus He's old, fat, and comes once in a year."
"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."
"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"
"Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?"
"Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!"