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Joke of the Day

"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"

"I still struggle daily with how Ed Hardy happened"

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."

"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."

"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"

"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"