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Joke of the Day

"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"

"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."

"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"

"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"

"What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?"

"My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat"

"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"

"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."

"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember there is someone who is currently installing the turn signal at BMW."