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Joke of the Day
"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"
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"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."
"A transgender walks up and says.... ...I'm like Hanna Montana, the best of both worlds!"
"""Well ... I'll be dammed."" Bodies of water when they see beavers coming."
"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."
"A free product means... to free you of your money"
"It's SO ADORABLE when my kid's fish sleeps upside down. Because that's what it's doing. Sleeping upside down. At least until I go to Petco."
"Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?"
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."