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Joke of the Day

"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old"

"I had an Australian ""Kangaroo"" beer the other day It was too hoppy! -Greg Hahn"

"I have a confession too Oprah. For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"

"Women, you can't live with 'em... And you can't cut their heads off and gang-rape their corpses. Not alone at least. Get your buddies to help."

"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building, friendship"