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Joke of the Day

"Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live."

"Why did the Nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side."

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."

"The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'"

"What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team? The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"

"Pugs. Because you can't own E.T."

"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."