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Joke of the Day

"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."

"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."

"How do you call a gay Jew? Heblew."

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."

"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."

"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."

"Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life."

"My son can go from ""omg...you're impossible I can't wait until I'm 18!"" To ""you're the best mom ever"" in a matter of $100"

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"