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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
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"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""
"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."
"Today I found my first grey pubic hair... I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus."
"My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis"
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A schoolbus full of children."