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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet."

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"

"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."

"What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long? Polaroids. ^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful."

"If I ever get a dog I'm going to teach him how to fetch useful things like tv remotes, iPhones and men who like red wine."

"What do you call a 90 year old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!"