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Joke of the Day
"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"
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"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"I want that ""Damn you are still together?"" Relationship!"
"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""
"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."
"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."
"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."