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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !"

"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"

"Did you hear about the guy who has a fetish for cashews? He's fucking nuts."

"My throat has been sore ever since I ate that tin of beef. I think it felt a little horse. Thank you. Tip your waitress."

"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up."

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"

"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"