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Joke of the Day

"What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long? Polaroids. ^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful."

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"

"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"

"What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north? A pair of ducks."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."

"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."

"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"

"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"