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Joke of the Day
"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."
Next Joke
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"
"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"
"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"
"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""