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Joke of the Day

"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"

"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"

"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"

"Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake"

"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."

"How do you know if hippies have been in your house? They are still there."

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"