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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."
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"Knock knock, Who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? ...? Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!"
"Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two-farty"
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."
"Don't do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us."
"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"