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Joke of the Day

"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."

"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"

"Kid: I want to give grandpa tickets to a Michael Jackson show! Dad: you can't, he's been dead for years now, and so is Michael Jackson."

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"

"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"

"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."

"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."

"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."