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"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"
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"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."
"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."
"I took a vacation to a city in France. It was Nice."
"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"How bout I hold a toaster over you while you're in the tub, and you tweet something that doesn't make me drop it."
"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"
"What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes? Nothing."