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Joke of the Day

"Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake"

"What's a Rabbis' favorite drink? Semenade"

"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"

"I tried learning braille, but it was really tough. Those bumps are hard to see"

"My ex-girlfriend often told me to stop being so competitive. Like I was ever going to let her come first."

"""DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT"" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest ""FOR WHAT"" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease"

"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."

"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."

"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"

"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."