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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if hippies have been in your house? They are still there."
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"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
"""Dora"" only rhymes with ""Explorer"" if you're from Long Island, New York"
"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"""
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."
"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."
"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"
"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."
"George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects."""