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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"

"What did justin beiber say to his mom? I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers"

"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"

"[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection?"

"What's the difference between a kindergarten class and an ISIS camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

"How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages"

"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."

"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"