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Joke of the Day

"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"You know what they say: once you go blank Shit i forgot what i was gonna say"

"Somebody stole my mood ring today. I don't know how I feel about that."

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"

"what does 'B' in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for ?"

"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"