161023
Joke of the Day
"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."
Next Joke
"Husband: ""Lost my keys again."" Wife: ""It's in your Jeans."" Husband: ""Come on, Why do you have to Drag my family into this!"""
"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."
"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."
"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."
"What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? I apollo-gize."
"What's big, green and cries in the corner? The Incredible Sulk"
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."