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Joke of the Day

"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly I can't jam my cock up your ass"

"Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock."

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."

"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."

"Mafia Boss: You wearin' a wire? Me: ""Wire"" you asking me that? lol get it [the rest of this tweet takes place on the bottom of a river]"

"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"