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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say: once you go blank Shit i forgot what i was gonna say"

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause."

"There are two types of people in life Those that pee in the shower And Liars!"

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."

"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""

"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."

"Want to read a great construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."

"Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you."

"What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist."