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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"

"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."

"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."

"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"

"Sometimes, I like to read the bible in public and yell out, ""Oh Bullshit!"""

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? He: My name is paul."