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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes, I like to read the bible in public and yell out, ""Oh Bullshit!"""

"The 1670s called. Not sure how."

"My innocent look never works in the nude."

"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub. And the ""F"" out of way!"

"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"My humor is kind of like food... Not everyone gets it."