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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !"

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."

"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"

"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."

"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."

"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."

"I love wearing ear-buds and listening to the music loud at the gym, because no one can hear you if you fart...Why is everyone looking at me?"

"How to be popular on Pokemon Go in New York. Go in a middle of Manhattan while playing Pokemon Go and yell with the top of your lungs; CHARIZARD ,CHARIZARD!!"

"""I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you and - oh sorry, wrong number."" - Liam Neeson in Mistaken"

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."