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Joke of the Day

"Is there a Hallmark card for ""I think it's time we try anal""? There should be."

"Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Waiter what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been but what is it now?"

"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."

"My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I'll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window."

"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."

"""You deleted your search history. Good move. But you forgot about something..."" *cop gets all up in suspect's face* ""Targeted. Banner. Ads."""

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."

"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."