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Joke of the Day
"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""
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"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."
"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"
"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."
"I invented a sport called Mexican football You take a Mexican and kick him over a wall."
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"
"You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you."
"If it walks and talks like Stephen Hawking... It's probably not Stephen Hawking."
"2 drunks meet on the street One says ""please allow me to pass between you"" The other replies ""alright, just please do it one at a time"""