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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I don't want to learn karate but I really need a new belt"

"I like my coffee, like I like my women... I don't like women."

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"