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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

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"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."
"[marriage counseling] Wife: I just wish he wasn't so clingy Husband: YOU KNEW I WAS A BARNACLE, LINDA"
"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"
"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."
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