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Joke of the Day

"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."

"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"

"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."

"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""

"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."

"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."

"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."

"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"