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Joke of the Day

"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"

"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"

"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"

"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."

"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."

"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"Whenever someone says to me ""Please make yourself at home"" I remove all my clothes and start masturbating"

"What is the healthiest college? Rice"