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Joke of the Day
"Today my parents told me to either move out or get a fucking job. So I became a prostitute."
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"With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century."
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"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"
"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"