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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"

"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"

"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."

"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."