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Joke of the Day
"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."
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"Why did the lebo cross the road? To fuck a chicken Why did 20 lebo's cross the road? Cause the chicken was winning"
"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"
"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't... ^^[BADUM'TSS](http://trommelyd.no/)"
"I'm thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched."
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"
"""Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail."" - me making a phone call"
"[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common"