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Joke of the Day
"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."
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"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."
"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."
"Hear about the farmer that stepped on a rake? He had two acres."
"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"
"Being an adult means never having to show your work on a math problem. It's as awesome as it sounds, kids."
"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."
"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."