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Joke of the Day

"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."

"Waana hear a joke? Women's Rights."

"Really no offense ladies,but why do all of you go on about your weight..then post all this food that would clog and artery..."

"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"

"Joke What comes after 69?"

"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."

"A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar Bartender: 'What will it be, Mr Trump?'"

"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"