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Joke of the Day
"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."
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"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."
"What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !"
"I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't b) Leave it"
"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."
"My performance as ""guy who acts disgusted when wife says our recently divorced neighbor is dating a 23 year old"" is getting early Emmy buzz."
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"