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Joke of the Day

"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"

"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."

"How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls? Test tickles"

"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."

"Girl: Gonna keep having sex with this guy until he changes for me Guy: Can't believe she keeps having sex w/me I better not change a thing"

"Me: Who could that be? It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock? Me: It depends on how they were raised..."

"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"

"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"