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Joke of the Day
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
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"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"
"(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun? Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS"
"What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life? An Opti-Mystic."