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Joke of the Day
"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"
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"How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion."
"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."
"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"
"A woman once asked me for 9 inches and said to make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth."