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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"
Next Joke
"I asked a chinese girl for her number She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."
"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other? ""No homo."""
"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""