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Joke of the Day
"What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !"
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"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
"Wife: Silent Me: What's wrong? Wife: Nothing Me: Grabs shield and sword"
"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""