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Joke of the Day
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
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"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"Garbanzo beans vs chickpeas I used to to not know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea. But last night I definitely didn't have a garbanzo on my face."
"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"I hope there's a magazine for cool college bros called ""Frattitude."""
"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."
"The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location."
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"How does Carrot Top have sex? Gingerly. *(Source: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)*"