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Joke of the Day
"I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't b) Leave it"
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"How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim? He was glad he ate her."
"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""
"Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile."
"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."
"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."
"How is a woman like a bank. You lose interest once you withdraw. Playboy has awesome jokes."
"My favorite thing about camping is when I stay home & don't."