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Joke of the Day
"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"
Next Joke
"What did the dragon say as he entered the party? Hey, how are you *Alduin*?"
"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."
"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"
"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"TIL you can determine the sex of an ant by dropping it in water Sinks - girl ant Floats - boy ant"
"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"